Re-Quest Line

Revovler Upstairs, Melbourne. Easter Sunday, approx 9am.

After intercepting a pretty young lady (punter) en route to make a request of the DJ the following conversation took place:

Me: Hey, how are you? If you've got a request you'll have to go through me, as I'm his manager*
Punter: Oh, OK. Can you ask him to play 'Cosmic Sandwich'?
Me: Hmm. I don't think he's got that. How about he plays 'Shit Sandwich' for you instead'?
Punter: I don't know that one..... what star sign are you?

* I'm not his manager. This just something creepy DJs say to punters in order to strike up a conversation.

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